The parking garage after a late shift
Level three, the lights that never got fixed, and the sound of your own footsteps coming back at you. Keys wedged between your fingers, the way everyone learns to do it. Three minutes to the car.
130dB siren + strobe — heard down the whole hall
Pull the pin. No buttons, nothing to learn
Rechargeable, TSA-friendly, works in all 50 states
Heard down the whole hall
USB cable included
No buttons , nothing to learn
Or your money back
Pull the pin out of the body. The siren goes off at 130dB and the strobe starts flashing. Push the pin back in to stop it.
There are no buttons and no sequence to remember. That is the whole point — it works when your hands are shaking.
Charges over USB. A full charge gives about 70 minutes of continuous siren, which is far more than any real situation needs.
Top it up once a month and it stays ready. There is no battery to buy and nothing to replace.
It clips to a keyring, a backpack strap, a belt loop or a dog leash. It weighs almost nothing.
No batteries inside means no restrictions on carrying it in hand luggage.
Nothing to unlock, aim or remember. Pull the pin and the siren starts. Push it back in and it stops.
Charges over USB, cable included. About 70 minutes of siren on a full charge, so you top it up once a month and forget about it.
Loud enough that nobody nearby can pretend they didn't hear it. The strobe flashes at the same time, so you're easy to find in the dark.
Black, White, Pink and Blue. Pick 3 and pay for 2 — mix any colours you like.
Pepper spray needs a free hand, a safety catch off, and aim. In the dark, in a panic, with the wind in the wrong direction. Ask anyone who runs at night — almost nobody actually carries it.
This works the other way round. You pull the pin and everyone within half a block turns to look. There is nothing to aim, nothing to unlock, and nothing that can be taken and used against you.
Works even if your hands are shaking
Legal in all 50 states, allowed in a carry-on
Nothing an attacker can turn on you
Most people don't buy one. One goes on her keys. One goes in your bag. One stays by the door with the dog leash.
Add any 3, pay for 2 — and shipping is on us from two items up.
Mix any colours.
Then keep it where you can reach it. In a bag, at the bottom, under everything — it's a paperweight.
On your keys, on your belt loop, clipped to a strap: one pull, hands where they are.
Specs
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Shipping — Free US shipping on 2+ items, $4.95 on a single item. Orders ship within 2 business days, delivery typically 8–13 days.
Returns — 30 days, no questions asked.
$39.99 each · Pick 3, Pay for 2 · Free shipping on 2+ · 30 days to return it